Saturday, March 04, 2006
Ok... so I don't understand this... apparently it happens to a lot of people... but this was the first time it happened to me.
Some random person from Yahoo starts buzzing me and asking strange questions.. I thought these were spam bots... but apparently not... so I replied... like you probably know by now... if someone annoys me... I annoy them back... I don't hang up... I make them hang up...
So we had a little fun!... Here's the convo...
vaasu_22: HAI
vaasu_22: ASL PLZ
vaasu_22: where r u
erebus: why?
vaasu_22: r u there
erebus: yeah
vaasu_22: asl plz
erebus: u first
vaasu_22: 24/m/
vaasu_22: urs
vaasu_22: b fast
erebus: sorry...
erebus: m too
erebus: not gonna work
vaasu_22: so waht
erebus: not gay...
erebus: 23/m/aus
vaasu_22: let us try ra
erebus: ok
erebus: u wanna make friendship?
vaasu_22: ya
vaasu_22: what do u do
vaasu_22: ur body stats plz
erebus: body stats???
erebus: dunno... never measured my body
erebus: i thought chicks did that
vaasu_22: just ht/wt
erebus: ok...
erebus: 175 cm
erebus: 90kg...
erebus: muscular build
erebus: balding
erebus: beard
vaasu_22: woh
erebus: any more details??
vaasu_22: Misc... details
erebus: like what?
erebus: I can do 35 min on the X trainer
erebus: at 70 rpm
vaasu_22: dont u know
erebus: no... dont normally do this....
vaasu_22: cha
vaasu_22: shall I believe
erebus: what details u after? sphincter diameter?
vaasu_22: ya
vaasu_22: ur likings
erebus: oooh... likings...
erebus: let's see...
erebus: fitness.. cooking
erebus: theater...
erebus: movies... jazz
vaasu_22: tell ra
vaasu_22: what???
erebus: porn
erebus: u like porn?
erebus: u there?
vaasu_22: ha tell ra
vaasu_22: what do u do???
erebus: i am a medical research scientist
erebus: u?
erebus: lemme guess... model?
vaasu_22: why da
erebus: just... u seem to have a lot of time
vaasu_22: u mean???
erebus: never mind... I dunno know what I mean most of the time
erebus: so what DO yo do?
vaasu_22: guess
erebus: hmmm.... a zonal officer for a box distribution comany
vaasu_22: what a poor guess da
erebus: close?
vaasu_22: what close??
vaasu_22: too far
erebus: ok... art student then
erebus: will there be a prize if I guess correctly
erebus: will you like give me your first born child or something?
vaasu_22: ya
vaasu_22: def'ly
erebus: btw: My name is Rumpelstilskin
vaasu_22: what????????????
erebus: never mind... fallout of a classical education
erebus: 24... u in IT by chance
erebus: everybody that age seems to be in IT these days
vaasu_22: sure??????
erebus: are u in IT
erebus: try answering this question without another question
erebus: see how that works out
vaasu_22: right ra...
erebus: oooh
erebus: so u work in one of those big multinational IT firms
erebus: doing the work they wouldnt get an AMerican to do coz he has too much self respect
erebus: which one? TCS? Satyam? IBM?
vaasu_22: Mphasis
erebus: ah... nice
erebus: u posted in India?
vaasu_22: ya
vaasu_22: where rt u
erebus: australia
vaasu_22: k
vaasu_22: whatelse
BUZZ!!!
vaasu_22: i want ur pic da
erebus: whatelse???
erebus: pic???
erebus: don't have one handy
vaasu_22: if u r interested only
vaasu_22: plz da
erebus: problem is... i dont have a digital camera
vaasu_22: one pic is enough
erebus: too broke
erebus: lesse
vaasu_22: what to do
erebus: I cant send for some reason
vaasu_22: why dear
vaasu_22: plz
erebus: wont attach
vaasu_22: plz dear
erebus: trying sweetheart... wont work
erebus: you're the IT technician... u fix it
vaasu_22: what is the problem
erebus: i can't press "send file"
erebus: comes greyed out
There are some pretty seriously twisted people in the IT business in India... probably even using the company's broadband connection... on company time... searching for more weirdos like him and trying to convert straight men to homosexuality with his suave charm and eloquent language...
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